10 crazy Halloween gifts you don’t want to miss in 2021 🎃🦇💀

Halloween is around the corner! Well, not the nearest corner but near enough for you to start preparing gifts for your friends. Since you are reading this article, let’s assume you have friends. And you’re looking for crazy Halloween gifts to treat them. Or you want to trick some fake friends.

We created this list of 10 crazy Halloween gifts with both tricks and treats in mind. Give them away and see whether your friends look like happy pumpkins or turn as pale as ghosts.

1. A recycling bin mug that reminds you with every sip of your walk down the road, past the rubbish dump.

We’ll start with something fun but not too over-the-line.

It’s important for us to stay hydrated. Think about the number of times you hold your favourite mug. And think of how often your friends would think of you when they use this mug. Unlike the boring mugs we usually se, this ceramic mug is shaped like a recycling bin.

Look, we’re not saying that they drink trash coffee. We just want to remind them of the importance of recycling. If they take it the wrong way, the joke’s on them.

Get it on Amazon for $14.99.

2. A dad bag that is actually a beer belly bag.

Some of your friends probably don’t drink water or coffee as much as they drink beer. They call themselves beer guys, but they’re probably alcoholics. This waist pouch lets them to show off their beer bellies without getting in trouble.

There’s no shame to having dad bods! This bag is made of PU is the perfect size to carry beer. It’s a beer belly bag because it carries beer. Ba dum tss.

This can double as a Halloween costume or at least an add-on to the costume they’ve been prepared. It’ll also lets you use a great pickup line.

“I’m dressing up as your spouse in ten years’ time.”

You might hook up or get a right hook. Curious to find out? Get it on Amazon for $10.99.

3. A Zombies Eat Brains hoodie to diss the brainless ones who’d survive the zombie apocalypse.

It gets cooler around Halloween season, so nice hoodies are always welcomed gifts. It keeps them warm and keeps them away from brainless folks. Though the text is a little misleading.

People might avoid them because they are mistaken for zombies, unless they are dressing up as zombies for Halloween. Or maybe they just look like one without having to dress up. 🤷‍♂️

Worried that they’ll offend people? Rest assured. People without brains won’t know that they are being dissed.

Get it on Amazon for $24.99 to $26.99.

4. A muscle pillow is the perfect shoulder to cry on for those destined to be forever alone.

That single friend who’s forever alone needs some love. The muscle pillow is perfect, especially after a frightful evening on Halloween. They need a shoulder to cry on, one they can rely on.

Don’t let your friend be all alone. Remind them of their loneliness with this perfect gift. You won’t be there to comfort them when the sadness sinks in, but hey, that’s what the pillow is for.

Why is it just half the body? It’s a little spooky, right? That’s why we call it a good Halloween gift!

Get it on Amazon for $34.16.

5. An up yours mug that flips the drinker off.

Just had a fight with your friend but you still want to wish them a happy holiday? This ceramic mug lets you look like you’ve made up by making them a coffee or hot chocolate. It looks innocuous until they are halfway through the drink. They’ll eventually discover that you’re still pissed.

Want to up the game? Sprinkle some salt in the drink and the middle finger might make them wonder why the coffee or chocolate was salty. Was it because you were pissed at them? Surely you didn’t piss in the mug, or did you?

It also works great as a way to prank your friends without having to start a fight with them.

Get it on Amazon for $10.99.

6. A pair of Darth Vader caped crew socks for geeks and non-geeks alike.

This will be a treat for the Star Wars fans in your life, and a trick for those who hates Star Wars or have no interest in the franchise. You get other options too. Get Yoda, stormtroopers, R2-D2 and C-3PO, or even Ewoks and Grogu. There’s something for everyone in the family.

I just picked Darth Vader because he’s dressed for Halloween and there’s Palpatine design. And it comes with a cape that none of the others except Boba Fett has.

Get it on Amazon for $10.99.

7. Open your beer bottles in Halloween style with the skull bottle opener.

Halloween is as much about pumpkins as it is about skulls. It might be cooler to whip this out to help your mates open their bottles of booze on normal days. Or some might think you’re a closet goth. Carry during the Halloween season and people will think it’s part of the costume.

Besides, we all have that friend who would be love this. You can either get it for that friend or buy it for yourself and impress them.

Get it on Amazon for $12.99.

8. A candle shaped like skull for that spooky gothic decor.

I’m a little disappointed that these skull-shaped candles come with pine needle scent instead of smelling like death. Or does death smell like pine needles? Well, at least we have a wicked looking candle for the spooky season.

This candle can last for 12 hours. Way longer than your boyfriend!

Unlit, it serves as a witchy décor for your home. You might be able to scare some ghosts away! Or potential boyfriends. That’s how I managed to have stayed single and dry as Sahara for ages. Light it up and you’ll have some eerie vibe going. Though it could be eerie gothic or eerie satanic. Probably not the gift for the religious friends, or is it?

Get it on Amazon for $39.95.

9. A whisky glass that states your hatred for the world.

This is not as hardcore as the skulls we’ve seen so far, but it is as dark as it is cheeky. It says “I hate everyone.”

But it tries to soften the blow by adding “equally” in smaller font. People will accept your hatred better because you are fair and share your hatred with everyone equally.

The more discerning amongst the people you hate might note that equality doesn’t really matter when it comes to hating everyone. But, then again, how many among the hateful would notice that? Good, good. Let the hate flow through you.

If you only knew the power of the dark side.

Get it on Amazon for $12.95.

10. A book on How to Traumatize Your Children to really screw with your kids.

Honey! I traumatised the kids!

What better time than to do it during Halloween? Kids go treat or tricking to traumatize adults who refuse to give them treats. It’s time to turn the tables on them. You can start with this book and learn how your parents traumatized you when you were little.

Before you start having weird thoughts, let me set the record straight. This book is actually a fun read for young parents.

Get it on Amazon for $12.54.

Conclusion

If you love Halloween, you are my friend! And I hope you, my dear friend, found something you like in this list of crazy Halloween gifts. Leave a comment if you have better suggestions. Do check back for new, crazy crazier gifts and products.

Have a spook-macular Halloween!